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“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup
I… I don’t know how I feel about this.
Reading the song title:
While listening to the song:
After listening to the song:
the gifs are so accurate.
this is so cool omg
(via somewhere-in-toyland)
he’s my hero
this makes the best reaction gif ever
(Source: makemestfu, via l-aughterr)
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor.
When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.
(Source: tumblr.com, via somewhere-in-toyland)
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
“No matter what direction you view this image from the gun will be pointing at you.”
fucking jesse pinkman breaking science
I literally walked all around the living room. It really did follow me everywhere. Even at this angle.
are you blogging from your tv
Holy shit do you people understand how screens work are you really just figuring this out
(Source: substancetofollow)
This is such a sad song :’( It reminds me of my late grandfather.
(Source: Spotify)
//in complete seriousness
if any of you ever need someone to talk to
you are free to come to me, on or off anon
we can talk here or on skype or on email i am all ears all the time
((I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.))
No matter how much I would get yelled at
There’s never a time when I wouldn’t
Of course, if someone needed it I would talk for hours.
(Source: forthe-loveofgod-dropdead, via somewhere-in-toyland)
